I’m back, tumblr bitches
The universe is big; it's vast and complicated and ridiculous. and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things happen, and we call them miracles.
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I’m back, tumblr bitches
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
I don’t normally do this but there is no freaking way I’m risking that
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look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
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This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
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